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REPOST: Brexit Has Ground to a Halt

This blog will no longer be available in the UK after 29th March 2019

Whatever your opinion of Brexit, if you are a reader of this blog you will know that I see it as a cataclysmic change. That is true even though I now live in Norway, and indeed have spent half my life here. The catastrophic vote of June 23rd 2016 was a very black day. Through this blog I had cultivated that identity I used to think that I shared with the community I grew up in, through common values taught in my formative years. The very colour scheme of Yorkshire Viking was a living memorial to a bye gone age, and the defunct school uniform of the former (now demolished) Adwick School. Yet, as I have written previously, Brexit marked the permanent break; it was a “before and after” like none I had ever experienced. Brexit has broken up the last bonds that bind.

Of course, I follow developments in the UK every day. Today I read this blog post by John Fitzgerald. With his permission, I am reposting it here. You can find the original at https://johngfitzgerald.blogspot.no/2018/03/brexit-has-ground-to-halt.html

Brexit has ground to a halt!

Amid all the sound and fury of conflicting opinions about Britain’s future relationship with Europe, one startling fact stands out: Brexit is going nowhere. Secretary of State for Exiting the EU Davis has not attended a single meeting in Brussels this year. There are no negotiations going on about the transition period or the future trade relationship because the exit agreement, which must come first, has stalled on the difficult issue of the Irish border. Draft heads of agreement were exchanged between London and Brussels in December 2017 but Sec Davis disowned these terms within 24 hours of the agreement in principle. He subsequently backtracked his backtracking and the issue was generally assumed to have been resolved. In fact it was parked by HMG, in the hope some magical solution would be found and nothing was resolved, as is now obvious.

There is no agreement on the Irish border issue, post Brexit, which can be spelled out in a legally binding text. The EU issued a draft text in line with the terms agreed in December recently, for considered by the member states. The UK government instantly disowned this proposal but has declined to put forward an alternative proposal of its own. This impasse means there is now no realistic possibility of an exit agreement being signed at the March EU summit, when this was supposed to happen. Failure to conclude an exit deal means there can be no agreement about a transition period and no talks about a longer term relationship.

Meanwhile in London, government plans to move the next stage of Brexit legislation have been postponed because of a threatened rebellion by Tory MP’s. The House of Lords is also making difficulties with numerous amendments to the EU exit bill being debated, and hundreds more under consideration. As if all that wasn’t enough to give Mrs Mayhem a headache, the Home Office is struggling to define a workable system for registration of EU citizens in the UK after Brexit. A complex set of proposals has been circulating but there are several fundamental problems, most notably how to identify eligible EU citizens when they apply for work, NHS treatment or when signing rental agreements. The only realistic way of dealing with this is an ID card system which has been considered in the past, by the Blair government, but was shot shown largely at the behest of libertarian Tories, notably the same Sec Davis who now sees no point in going to Brussels to negotiate.

There is a long list of other issues backed up, not even being considered by ministers at present, because of lack of time and resources. Prominent items include the need for a replacement for the open skies agreement, governing air transport, of which Britain will no longer be a member after Brexit. Also on the list are international agreements relating to membership of the World Trade Organisation, international nuclear safety, regulation of design rights, chemicals, pharmaceuticals, shipping , data protection, environmental controls and at least a hundred other issues. The fact is HM government is already overburdened by a massive Brexit workload and cannot take on any more legislation or international negotiations.

All the agreements and negotiations mentioned above would have to be signed, sealed and delivered by March 29th 2019 if Britain is to exit the EU in good order. There is not the slightest chance of this happening. The option of leaving the EU with no deal has also evaporated because Britain simply can’t put all the necessary agreements in place with the WTO, open skies, nuclear safety bodies etc, in the limited time left.

In plain English Brexit has ground to a halt and there is no prospect of it moving forward for a very long time. The most sensible move would be for Mrs Mayhem to ‘fess-up at the next EU council meeting and ask the other EU governments to agree to an extension of the Article 50 timeline. That would preserve Britain’s current rights and privileges and allow time for proper consideration of the massive backlog of issues. This will not be easy but it is clearly what the national interest demands. Even the arch Brexit zealot Rees-Mogg said as much in an exchange with Sec Davis at a committee hearing, in parliament recently.

The government is trapped by its own statements and commitments, to deliver a frictionless transition to the brave new world of Brexit. None of this is possible but the government dare not say so in public without serious loss of credibility with its core supporters. The search is now on for a credible means of pinning the blame on someone, Juncker, Merkel, Macron, Varadkar, Corbyn, anyone. Attacking these people is hardly a good plan, however, as most of them will eventually be asked to show considerable goodwill to help Britain through this mess of its own making. Attacking your rescuers is never a good idea when you’re stuck in the mud and lack the honesty or humility to admit it.

Yorkshire Viking Georestriction

From 30th March 2019, the Yorkshire Viking blogs will no longer be available in the United Kingdom. The archive of the English blog will not, however, be affected.

More details on the coming georestriction will be given nearer the time.

The End of FM Broadcasting

Technology Shift

Amazing to think I bought my first DAB radio five years ago

With the exception of small local radios up and down our country, broadcasting is now entirely digital. Last year, region by region, our analogue transmitters were turned off. Norway has killed off FM!

Of course, this is something we have known about, and been expecting for a long time. When I arrived at the place I am now living just over six years ago, the date had been set. Yet 2017 was psychologically a very long way off, there was no DAB transmitter in the area, and although one knew that politicians had indeed decided on getting rid of FM, psychologically it was something of a leap to believe that this would actually happen. FM, or VHF as it used to be called, was the technology of my youth (I particularly remember the fuss over the innovation of stereo in the 1970s). FM had remained solidly in place ever since, even though MW and LW were discarded many years ago.

Perhaps the strong sentimental attachment to FM broadcasting was therefore why five years ago, when the first DAB broadcasts reached my area, I began to feel a sense of unease. I am not terribly impressed with the choice we are given on the TV, and it seems to me that the more channels that are given us, the less I want to watch it; for me radio has made a remarkable “come back” this last decade. So five years ago, I decided to buy my first radio with DAB (and the DAB+ that we now use). I felt that I needed the security of knowing that I wasn’t going to be without my precious little radio. Even so, once my retro Phillips radio was standing proudly on my table, the turn off still seemed a very long way off.

FM and DAB Comparison

Of course my new radio could also be used for FM while that was still there. Naturally this allowed me to compare it with the new service at the turn of a knob (I would have a radio that looked like an old fashioned “wireless” after all). In doing so, I became somewhat alarmed. Where there were two programmes simultaneously on FM and DAB, to my ears the sound from FM was always the best.

The difference was subtle. The music was “warmer”, and I was somewhat troubled to listen to the clapping after concerts in DAB. Something seemed lost. It was hard to put one’s finger quite on what, but it just wasn’t the same as FM. A person I know who works in the telecommunications and broadcasting industry said that I was indeed right, but that most people would not notice this and it wasn’t so great a difference that one should not get used to it in the long run. Suffice it to say I began to feel a bit uncomfortable with the approaching date when FM would close.

I am now writing this report on DAB a whole year after FM disappeared from the place I live. As fortune would have it, I lived in the very first county to be turned off. So how did it go, and am I still an avid radio listener? What do I make of it now that FM is a little over a year in our history books (for us who live in Nordland, that is)?

The truth is that I have mixed feelings. However, I am still a radio fanatic, and indeed on balance I think that the increased choice with DAB+ has made me listen to the radio even more. Nevertheless, the technology has its limitations, and if you wish to listen to something in HiFi your best bet is to listen via the Internet. I am assured by the HiFi buffs that there is a standard for what consitutes HiFi, and DAB (and DAB+) will never be able to give you it. I noticed it most recently when I was listening on Christmas Eve to our Sølvgutter Boys’ Choir. As with the clapping after a concert, there is something that just doesn’t sound quite right in DAB at the very top end of the audio spectrum. To me this was noticeable with these boys’ silvery descants.

Concorde of Broadcasting

I think there are two observations that are relevant to the introduction of DAB (and DAB+). Firstly we live in a time that sadly does not seem to take lying and untruth so seriously. In the UK Britons have, after all, allowed themselves to be conned out of an advantageous trading arrangement with the EU that they will never get again. However, we don’t need to look at politics. Something similar happened when the CD came on the market. We were told that it was “practically indestructible”, and didn’t get scratches like records. So it is with DAB (and DAB+, since most stations now use the DAB+ format). It is good, but not that good. Although it is true that poor FM gives hiss and unpleasant reception, it is actually an uncontested fact that under ideal reception conditions FM cannot be beaten in sound quality.

This brings me to the second relevant observation, or rather comparison. Perhaps the best way of looking at the introduction of DAB and DAB+ in our country is to compare it with aviation. We now are seeing some very modern aeroplanes, very pleasant to travel in, energy efficient, and which go much further using less fuel. Yet for all that that is so, it cannot be denied that until a decade ago, one could travel supersonically over the Atlantic. With the demise of Concorde, for all the swanky modernisation in design, things have gone backwards. FM technology just like Concorde was getting out of date, and a large investment would have been necessary to keep it going. As with Concorde, the decision was a brutal economic one.

My Verdict

For all that I miss the fidelity of FM – and I do – this is because I am something of a connoisseur. In any case this is only something one notices at home, and since I have broadband Internet delivered via fibre cables, if I really want high quality music I can and do listen to it via the Internet. The fact remains that 9 times out of 10, you do not need to have the absolute best (when listening to pop music or when the radio is your background music). DAB or DAB+ is slightly less good than FM, and at that only when compared to FM under ideal receiving conditions – but by no means is it poor. Indeed as I have commented above, I listen more and more… not less than before.

It is for me important to be completely truthful. For as I have commented that DAB and DAB+ were sold to the public by people who were a little prone to exaggerating the merits of the technology, I will not commit the same sin. I really do truthfully mean it that for listening in the car, DAB and DAB+ are better than FM ever was – even at its best. In a car you are not going to be getting HiFi anyway, or certainly you are not going to be listening to HiFi disturbance free noise – simply because you are being subjected to the noises of your driving anyway. Yet it never, ever was the case with FM that you could drive thousands of kilometres and almost never experience dropouts. Certainly there were areas where the signal was poor.

There are people who complain about DAB reception. However, if one is talking about the main state channel NRK, I have travelled literally hundreds of kilometres with no loss of signal, and the quality of the sound has remained constant all the way. The only exceptions are tunnels, which I understand the authorities will remedy in time. There is another network, or multiplex, on which one finds the commercial channels. Coverage on this is poorer. Nevertheless, people forget that it was never any better with FM, but on the contrary even poorer.

Basically, then, it wasn’t all that bad after all. In fact… I am listening to my Phillips DAB+ radio as we speak…

The Strange Offensiveness in Thee and You

The address of English is one of its most peculiar characteristics. It is one of mine that this bothers me. After all, I was born and raised in England.

Not only does it bother me; it always has.  Before I even learnt another European language I had of course no words to think of the “problem”. Nevertheless, when I recently read something that had survived from my school years, it was apparent that I did think of it as a problem, even if I did not have the means either to understand or define it. When addressing my fellow pupils in assembly at (the former) Adwick School in Doncaster, I alternated clumsily between such phrases as “you as a pupil”, and “you as pupils”.

This was also before I had ever been introduced to the difference between thee and you. It is true that I had heard the pronoun “thou” in churches. Yet like (I suspect) the majority of English speaking people today, who have never used the second person singular and for whom it is now such an obsolete concept that they cannot fully understand it, I thought of “thou” – and of course its inflections “thee”, “thy” and “thine” – merely as older versions of “you” (and its inflections “your” and “yours”). That is to say, that I thought it were synonymous with “you”.
Sonnet 18 1609 2
The really strange thing about this subject is not only that this is a problem, but that if you explain that it is a problem only with a tiny bit of success, you are not just met with derision – but people are often very offended! Given this concept of “thou” versus “you” is so remote from the language of today, so much so that hardly anybody fully understands it anyway, the reluctance even to hear about it is truly remarkable.

Indeed I found this out quite recently. I am a member of a group for people who are, by their own definition, “excessively concerned with minor details”. It is called “Pedants of the World”. I should therefore have thought that the finer nuances of the language should also include this. Yet when I attempted to write about it, what I had written was firstly ridiculed because it came from the Bible, and then I was accused of being a troll by someone who accused me of hiding behind what he implied was a fake Facebook account. All of this in order for those who did this to be able to dismiss what I had written without once answering a single point I made. This is only one example of the feelings that get stirred up if you dare to discuss this subject.

Naturally in any such discussion a lot of the examples used may end up coming from the Bible (or from some other religious book). “Thou” is not used in Modern English. Where else is one going to find it? The essential point, however, is that “thou” (“thee”, “thy” and “thine”) are not synonyms for you, your and yours. Neither are they merely “older versions” of those pronouns.

Before I continue any further, I must point out that I shall not be discussing “ye” in this particular post. The distinction between “ye” and “you” is the same as that between “we” and “us”, and its loss is a separate issue. The problem – and it is a problem – is the lack of a distinction between the singular and the plural.

One of the reasons this is a problem is its “chicken and egg” nature. Which came first? Do you think because of the language you use, or is language a consequence of how you think? English speaking people declare that their all purpose “you”, which is singular or plural according to the context, is not a problem. Context, we are told, always makes it clear. Yet the problem is that if you need language, or the parts of speech in a language, in order to be able to conceive things – in this case to conceive a problem – then if you do not have such words in your language, you are not even going to perceive you have a problem in the first place. If you first are able to conceive of the situations where indeed context does not make things clear, then you probably will not make such an assertion.Hatching

Perhaps people get offended because they find it threatening to their comfortable idea that language changes, which is to say progresses. If the change in language were merely progress, then what you said previously you would still be able to say today albeit in a different way. Yet if you cannot, this also challenges another comfortable idea, to wit that you yourself are in charge of what you communicate. Even worse, that it raises the spectre of a blind spot in your mental perception.

Be in no doubt. You cannot rewrite in Modern English (save in an impractically clumsy indirect way) what was once expressed in the lost distinction of the address. This is a completely different thing to change in the language in which words come and go. People will try to shield themselves from what I am discussing here by claiming that English gets more and more words as time goes by. Yet there are two sorts of words: there are words of the lexis, or mere labels, and there are those we call parts of speech. Everything that we can say today, Shakespeare would be able to say if ever he visited our world in a time machine. He would coin a word of the lexis when he saw a computer, and he would be able to go back to his world and tell people about computers. Yet not everything that Shakespeare said are we able to say, or understand today. Therefore the language is less efficient.

“Thou” and “you”, together with their respective inflections, are parts of speech. You cannot simply speak of their loss as though they were mere words. Indeed, though it were true that the English language is always gaining new words, this does not in itself mean that the language is getting any better. I inherited a set of china, which tragically got broken when I moved house. After I had broken the set of china, I had many more pieces of china than I did before – but the set of china was not worth as much! So it is with more and more words of the lexis. What counts is the grammatical function of a language.

Broken china

China Plate Broken Plate On A Wooden Table

It must suffice, now that I have claimed that this is a problem, to give you the proof. I will do so. If you are able to rewrite the examples I give here, so that they mean what they say in Modern English, then clearly I shall have to admit that I am wrong.

Let me begin, therefore, by using the distinction where English still uses it – in the first person. You must surely agree that if you are a doctor writing about our bodies, I can take take what you say relating to our bodies, as being relevant to my body. If it is the other way round, and am the doctor writing about the human body, then you can take what I say about your bodies about your (own) body. So far so good. However, suppose you are another sort of doctor, this time an Apostle in the New Testament, and you are talking not about my body, not about our bodies, but rather you are talking about our body – as in our collective body of the Church. Again, we say that the other way round, I am that other sort of doctor, talking not about your body, nor still about your bodies – but rather your body…. ah! There we have the problem! Of course, to solve it at least here, I can say “your collective body”.

Yet if you have to keep putting in “collective”, “plural” or whatever, in order to understand the pronoun, it becomes impracticable. So it is that people cannot understand what they read. They genuinely think that Paul in the letter to the Corinthians tells them that their bodies are the temple of the Holy Spirit! That is to say, according to them, I am to understand that my body is the temple of the Holy Spirit. Yet Paul does not say that at all! He says that our body is the temple of the Holy Spirit, and our bodies are members of Christ. You can still say this in the first person. The problem is when people read “you are not your own. You are bought with a price. Your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit”. The “you” in these sentences is plural.

If you say that context always shows the meaning, then how can you see that Paul was not talking about your personal body but about your collective one? In the older Bible, you cannot read anywhere where it says “know thy body is the temple of the Holy Spirit”. Instead, and here is the nuance that a pedant ought to be interested in, you read “know your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit”. It is not splitting hairs. The two sentences are completely different. “Thou” and “you” are not synonyms.

That the singular and the plural meaning have become confused is perhaps why it was possible for the Law of Parties. In Texas you can be put to death for what you have done. That may sound reasonable until you realise that I can be executed for what we have done, and we can be executed for what I have done – in addition to what we expect where I can be executed for what I have done and where we can be executed for what we have done. The first “you” of the sentence may be different from the second “you”. How does context tell you, if you are not the person being addressed, but only listening to a conversation?

The very fact that we make the distinction between the singular and the plural all the time in the first and third persons is testimony to the existence of the concept. Moreover, it shows that it is necessary. We say, “I went to our arrangement at school, where my lecture came before our lessons”. We write “We went to the prize-giving, and they gave me the cup we won at the game. The head of the football association told me that it was ours alone because we had deserved it. I was so proud of myself”. In older English, you would have addressed these recipients thus, “Thou wentest to your arrangement at school, where thy lecture came before your lessons”. In that older English you would have written, “You (or “ye”, see earlier note) went to the prize-giving, and they gave thee the cup you won at the game. The head of the football association told thee that it was yours alone because you had deserved it. Thou wast so proud of thyself”. Yet if you write these sentences in Modern English, “You went to your arrangement at school, where your lecture came before your lessons”, and “you went to the prize-giving, and they gave you the cup you won at the game. The head of the football association told you that it was yours alone because you had deserved it. You were so proud of yourself” – how does context show the meaning to someone reading a transcript, or listening to what is being said, such as in our example of Modern day Christians reading what Paul was saying to the Corinthians?

The fact is that there is no way that this distinction can be expressed. That is a problem if you are sitting on death row in Texas for the murder another person committed (and yes, this actually has occurred). Though less dramatic, I find it a problem too when I am unable to express what I actually am thinking because the language will not permit me to do so.

That is one reason I am so thankful to providence that brought me to Norway, where as chance would have it – the language does make the distinction that is both logical and fundamental. Moreover, Norwegian has thankfully ditched the fatuous idea of using a form of plural address for politeness (as in German and French). The distinction of the Norwegian address is now merely that of number, exactly as corresponds in the first and third persons.

Still, it is strange that writing about “thou” versus “you” should cause any offence in a culture that has long since abandoned either this distinction or indeed that aforementioned system of politeness. It is stranger still that so-called pedants should laugh such writing off as a religious discussion, when it clearly is not only about language, but about an importance nuance that has been lost. That the language, and not I the speaker, determines what can be said I consider to be a problem: it is supposed to be the other way round. It is also a problem that much of the literature of the past cannot properly be understood since concepts Modern English does not express are constantly expressed there.

Show me how you can rewrite the above examples so that they still convey the same meaning in Modern English as they do in the older English, and I shall maybe change my mind. Yet you should be aware that these are just a few examples, and older literature is full of sentences that switch between “thou” and “you”. That is why, even though one should be able to paraphrase something, ultimately it becomes too impracticable a task, if one is trying to rewrite exactly the same in Modern English. Still, if you think you can do it, give it a try.

Lastly, as should now be apparent, I am not a faceless “troll”, but a very real person who also like to blog. I hope that if you comment – and your comments are welcome –  you therefore at least do me the honour of addressing the points I make, rather than simply call me names to dismiss what I say without ever having to make your case for why you think that I be wrong. As for my Facebook Profile, I am sorry, but that is a matter of privacy, and it is not open to everybody. It does not make it fake.